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erinmckean commented on the word pea coffee
A friend sent us some days ago an article which had every appearance of the well roasted ground Java coffee, with the request that we would try it and give our opinion of its merits as a substitute. We did so, and found it incomparably superior to anything that we have seen in use, not excepting the more common varieties of coffee. The taste is slightly pungent and most palatable, and we would not turn on our heel to exchange it for the genuine article. The preparation consists simply of the common English garden pea, picked from the vine when dry and roasted to a dark cinnamon brown. Try it. Confederate coffee substitutes
May 19, 2011
erinmckean commented on the word pea coffee
Several varieties of so-called coffee are made from cereal and leguminous preparations. The best of these in our estimation is pea coffee. This is made from dried split peas, which are roasted, like the genuine coffee berry, ground, mixed with egg, and prepared for the table exactly in the same manner, and in like proportions as the best Java or Mocha. If prepared with the care and skill usually bestowed on coffee making, it is a most palatable and nutritious beverage, and has won the praises of many reformed coffee drinkers who would not now exchange it for their old-time drink charged with caffeine. Tea and Coffee: Their Physical, Intellectual and Moral Effect on the Human System and Are They Injurious? Some Substitutes for Both
May 19, 2011
yarb commented on the word pea coffee
SPAM.
May 19, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
Where do the civets come in?
May 19, 2011
blafferty commented on the word pea coffee
That's strange. If spam (which it certainly seems), why is it posted by erinmckean?
May 19, 2011
yarb commented on the word pea coffee
I was only joking. Although it certainly is uncannily spammish.
May 19, 2011
sionnach commented on the word pea coffee
Several varieties of so-called coffee are made from fewmets and other coprological preparations. The best of these in our estimation is moose nugget coffee. This is made from dried moose excrement, which are roasted, like the genuine coffee berry, ground, mixed with egg, and prepared for the table exactly in the same manner, and in like proportions as the best Java or Mocha. If prepared with the care and skill usually bestowed on coffee making, it is a most palatable and nutritious beverage, and has won the praises of many reformed coffee drinkers who would not now exchange it for their old-time drink charged with caffeine.
Other former caffeine addicts maintain that the best brew is made with buffalo chips. Sharny Mc Squibals swears by it:
"After I've dropped the kids off at the pool, there's nothing I like better than to sit back, light up a Bondi cigar, and snack on a piece of delicious tappen pie, accompanied by a steaming hot cup o' buffalo chip coffee. Sometimes I'll add some cowblakes to the brew, for a little extra flavour, though you have to get the mix just right, else you'll have yourself a pot of fizzy gravy!"
May 19, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
Still no civets. *pouts*
May 19, 2011
sionnach commented on the word pea coffee
Gawd. Y'all are so demanding. I was doing my best. Anyway kopi luwak has its own page, surely?
May 19, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
*attempts to pout and snort at the same time*
May 19, 2011
yarb commented on the word pea coffee
The last time I tried that, I farted.
May 19, 2011
yarb commented on the word pea coffee
Simultaneous pouting and snorting, that is. Not pea coffee.
May 19, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
Would it be a p-snout?
May 19, 2011
blafferty commented on the word pea coffee
Pouting while snorting pea coffee would probably result in something more serious than a fart.
May 19, 2011
yarb commented on the word pea coffee
Yes, I've no doubt you'd be well into "follow-through" territory with that...
May 19, 2011
bilby commented on the word pea coffee
Any good strong coffee is pee coffee in my experience.
May 20, 2011
reesetee commented on the word pea coffee
*spits out mouthful of coffee*
Interesting. I'm just now working on a book about a Confederate general, and his corps is on its way to Gettysburg in search of shoes. I'll let you know whether they also find ersatz coffee.
May 20, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
You know, ersatz coffee might make for an interesting list--Kentucky coffee trees are fun.
May 20, 2011
sionnach commented on the word pea coffee
Speaking of coffee, today is the birthday of Honore De Balzac, who has some well-chosen remarks on the subject:
Du Cafe (added hilarity courtesy of google-translate)
May 20, 2011
bilby commented on the word pea coffee
Assuming the processed coffee by coffee the immortal de Belloy Belloy!
May 20, 2011
marky commented on the word pea coffee
pea coffee huh? PEA COFFEE? ehh? wait a minute..
May 22, 2011
erinmckean commented on the word pea coffee
hey folks, been traveling -- came across this word in Moby Dick so added a couple of linkety-link citations ...
May 24, 2011
sionnach commented on the word pea coffee
"I'm just now working on a book about a Confederate general, and his corps is on its way to Gettysburg in search of shoes".
You see, I'd been reading this as "his corpse is on its way to G." and thinking this was just another one of them zombie civil war novels that reesetee is always toiling away at. But now I realise that was just a hilarious misunderstanding. By the way, I hope it was reesetee's comment that earned this entry a place on Pro's "Wordies talk about themselves" list. Because, let's be clear, Sharny McSquibals is entirely fictional, and is not meant to be a stand-in for me.
Personally, I drink coffee prepared only from the finest unicorn fewmets:
Fumees de licorne
May 24, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
And still, no civets.
*is crushed*
May 24, 2011
sionnach commented on the word pea coffee
Oh, all right, 'zuzu. If you insist:
Does that help?
May 25, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
Thank you, Santa Fox.
Edit: Ooops! I mean sionnach! (Sorry!)
May 25, 2011
sionnach commented on the word pea coffee
You're entirely welcome. Though sionnach would like to point out that this delightful illustration was really brought to us by the Paschal bilby. I just lifted it from the kopi luwak page, where the big-eared marsupial of Easter first deposited it. Santa Fox can claim no credit here.
May 25, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
It makes perfect sense that the Easter Bilby is one of your many assistants.
*has visions of bilbies, civets, and kitty cats wearing elf costumes and toiling away to bring children everywhere the perfect cup of growth-stunting crappuccino*
May 25, 2011
marky commented on the word pea coffee
heh heh heh. good one sionnach.
May 25, 2011
bilby commented on the word pea coffee
It's a charming picture but it's missing something. It should have a coffee bush in the background. Then after drinking the coffee, the grounds could be tipped out to fertilise the bush. The coffee berries could then just drop on the ground to be eaten by the civet and we would have Self-Sustaining Coffee Cycle Apparatus of the highest calibre.
May 26, 2011
reesetee commented on the word pea coffee
*spits out mouthful of coffee*
Sionnach, funny you should mention the general's corpse. It was exhumed and re-buried twice, but I doubt that had anything to do with ersatz coffee, or my predilection for writing zombie Civil War novels.
blafferty, you simply must bracket "something more serious than a fart."
May 27, 2011
ruzuzu commented on the word pea coffee
Cuba resumes adding peas to coffee.
June 1, 2011
sionnach commented on the word pea coffee
How Mr Gooding takes his coffee makes no nevermind to me.
June 1, 2011
reesetee commented on the word pea coffee
Poor Cubans.
June 1, 2011